Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
shercocklocked: theonewherecasblowsdean: shercocklocked: it is 3am i just found a 21 chapter fanfiction …i shouldnt yes you should
thechampagneandthestars: people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via ghettogwenythpaltrow)
friendlydad: have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
drtoilette: “It all began during the Star Trek Wars” “Do you mean the vast migration of Star Wars fans?” “No that was the Star Wars Trek.”
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
Me: Too expensive.
owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
neyruto: maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
Aren’t we all waiting to be read by someone, praying that they’ll tell us that...– Rudy Francisco, “A Lot Like You” (via delicateswans)
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...