your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
I suppose earlier generations had to sit through all this huffing and puffing with the invention of television, the phone, cinema, radio, the car, the bicycle, printing, the wheel and so on, but you would think we would learn the way these things work, which is this:
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;
3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are. —
Douglas Adams :: How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet
douglas adams writing about technology in 1999.
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I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
tl;dr apollo and hyacinth
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you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK.
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